Signs and notices

here are some signs and notices written in English that have been discovered throughout the world - you are welcome to add to them!!

In a Tokyo hotel:

Is forbidden to steal hoteltowels please.If you are not a person to do this such a thing,please not to read notice

In another Japanese hotel room:

Please to bathe inside the tub

In a Bucharest hotel lobby:

The lift is being fixed for the next day.During that time we regret you will be unbearable.

In a Leipzig elevator:

Do not enter lift backwards,and only when lit up.

In a Belgrade hotel elevator:

To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor.If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should push a number of wishing floor.driving is then going by national number.

In a Paris hotel elevator:

Please leave your values at the front desk.

In a hotel in Athens:

Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 a.m. daily